He was raising awareness for ASS

Arbeit mach sleepytime

Better hope there's no Candyman shit going on here, or we're going to have a serious problem if people keep saying it.

Hollywood will surely be pushing for a manual override of some nature.

Where is Denton? His coverage of the day could make or break this couple.

They look a little cool toward each other; they're no Oberyn and Ellaria.

The university did not say exactly how many robots agreed to have sex with a British person, but did add that the greatest reluctance was shown by a dental hygiene android.

What we need is a CrossFit prison. And maybe a Spin one, and a TRX one for less serious offenders. The sponsored possibilities are endless.

If they can label the wee piece that is the source of the abominable smell emanating from mine, that would be nice.

So the backpacks must have been full of glitter.

Wonderful, wonderful, though from here on I shall hear all of your posts in Bane's voice. This may not be a good thing.

So long as they don't give Putin the same treatment, we're good.

This is like that python eating the crocodile. Except neither of this pair would make a nice pair of shoes.

There's a tailor in Canada also cheering at this footage, sure in the knowledge that he has the market in blue-shirts-with-expended-waists-and-reinforced-buttons sewn up.

Can I recommend he is given Toca Hair Salon?

And Sony's PR department freezes in horror.

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And other neighbors applied the same principle and removed the lady on the basis of "too much crazy".

That was such a nice surprise: I was afeart he might do a Weasley.

Wait, Lena Dunham is on the cover of Vogue? Jez needs to take a stance on this, and stat.