Ridiculous. Privacy is important period for everyone. These journalists get death threats for no reason as is. Stop putting zero value on privacy.  You don't have to be guilty of something to be entitled to it.

Look at fuckin Brad Pitt over here pulling fours...

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Because shut up, Kyle.

Put the rest of the bill on your AMEX, dispute it as an undisclosed charge

That is fraud and I hope you are fined.

The 20 ad breaks showing on the bottom are what puts it over the top

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

Found the vaper...

I like Brie Larson and I’m excited to see her as Captain Marvel again but through the whole movie I imagined her thinking “I’m acting! I’m acting SO HARD right now!” It wasn’t great. Admittedly, I’ve never seen her in anything else.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

So the answer to the headline question is: Do with them the the exact same things you were doing with them last week. Thanks for that deep insightful journalism.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.

You, sir, are the brilliant mind this country needs. Thank you for your service. 

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

Oh yeah, definitely.  You’re TOTALLY incensed.  I can just feel it from here.  

That will be my official response whenever my wife complains about blowing up the bathroom.