These comments gave me cancer.

Somehow they will miss

Also “Watching this person who doesn’t know or care about me and is mostly only affable so I’ll give them money feels like hanging out with a friend” is creepy as fuck.

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

Very few people have.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

You know what’s better? Taking the #1 receive on a team with a balanced offense. 

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

Yeah, they’re supposed to be confused teens figuring themselves out. That’s basically the whole schtick of the show.  

I’m also wondering if he was the first guy to try this or are there other bodies piled up off-camera.

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

How does a grandparent (or parent if younger) tell their granddaughter or grandson not to become an acrobatic dancer when Kansas is featuring them with Snoop at basketball games?

Word on the street is that she’s working on a machine that can mount an effective legal defense without requiring a lawyer. She’s going to disrupt the whole industry! First they dismiss you, then they laugh at you, then you change the world!

#Legalnos

Nah, man. You forget that he drives a tank head-on into a flying Russian Hind assault copter and then saves the day. And lives. Truly a patriotic moment.

I can’t tell if the hair is fake or the face is fake.

I guess it’s his commercial, but the nickname strikes me as pejorative:

* - Before the play-clock hits 15

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”