You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

for them?

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

You know how much blocking went into getting a dragon to lift off at just the right moment when Daenaryaearyasreas was walking into frame?

In Neely’s defense, just because Ravizza’s dead doesn’t mean he isn’t doing what he does best.

Perhaps the true iron throne was the friends we made along way. 

People are so fucking dumb. 

This is the real question that needs to be answered.

Also, why after waiting for a game update to download does it take soooooooo freaking long to copy files or whatever the hell it does for an hour on some games for me? I mean damn, I can download a like 10 gig update in less time than it takes for it to actually install smaller updates most times.

Tapper is my all-time favorite.

Yeah the lack of Tapper is a big oversight.

This is the only correct take. 

That Brad Lohaus is a cool dude.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

I came here ready to call bullshit and say only games that came out before the year 2000 should be included, but, with a few notable exceptions, it looks like that’s what you did, so instead I’ll just note that you didn’t include Excitebike or Super Off Road, so I hope you all die in a fire.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

Because American Pam is addicted to meth and in prison for shooting a black man.

Trust you?  Shouldn’t you be showing us, as a Missourian?