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Reached for comment, Louis CK has rejected the idea that he would allow Gillis to open for him: “I’ve jerked off in front of many Chinese women, and as such I find Gillis’ comments highly offensive.”

“Puny Prime Minister”

Surprised you didn’t go for the obvious “Hulk Smashes Boris Johnson” headline.

I’m also a teacher, I don’t think they’re nicer, they just talk less with cellphones. Don’t worry, social media is the new lunchroom bullshit clique, they’ve got it covered (judging by the awful garbage I’ve heard about)

Fuck that. Too many people are too quick to apologize and grovel. “They were jokes, get the fuck over it” was all he had to say.

And now they all have that virulent, incurable strain of Syphilis that Ross got from Marcel.

It could be argued that the Cards easily make the Top 5 of bands playing in the background while people whack off

He said “IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LIGHTHOUSE, MAN.  THE LIGHTHOUSE, I SAY!”

It seems that New York does not have a rape by fraud statute, and there have been at least a couple of published cases where a defendant was acquitted under that theory. So in descriptive terms, Paul the Wine Guy did not commit a crime.

It’s interesting though, because the main place rape-by-fraud tends to come up is

the forest is being lost in the trees.  The real issue is that it is fictional, and a comedy, from 25 years ago.  One of the things that make things funny is people doing or falling for stuff that would be out of bounds in real life. It isn’t real life people

When Chris Tucker and Idris Elba are up for the same role you know white people are making the decisions.

The One With the Chastity Belt

So, Joey fucked Chandler while Ross watched? And, Phoebe banged Monica AND Rachael with a strap-on?

In my headcanon, all the Friends have paired up in all possible combinations. We didn’t see them all onscreen, but all possible unions took place.

“Add jokes to Louis Malle’s Au Revoir Les Enfants and it becomes just another funny Taika Waititi movie”

“Take away the jokes and Airplane! is just another basic, unoriginal disaster movie.”

Well, we are the most likely to die in a seemingly random act of mass violence perpetrated by an unstable white guy. 

I’m a simple man, the only thing I really want from a Joker story is Batman showing up and thwarting his villainous schemes.

However, as a career shithead and professional troll I have to watch this movie so that I can argue online about it.

God, I hate myself. >_<

Looking at you Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn