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Lollygagger Syndrome on Cunnilingus Rice
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Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Just have Bill Hader perform both parts and deepfake two other faces over his.

The Rock and Michael Cera please.

bad take: better take, face/off should be remade every year, with a different pair starring

The conflation of stripping to prostitution is no longer acceptable, nor is the assumption that sex work is about sex for the worker and not about economic opportunity (it’s work, not sex). 

Stripping is however considered in the continuum of sex work, in that it trades the labor of a simulation of a

Honestly just cast Nic Cage and John Travolta again.

It turns out they can measure how strong one is with “The Shining” by using a simple blood test.

All I know is that in the books Hercule Poirot is supposed to be Belgian. Whatever occurs in John Malkovich’s mind is a mystery known to him and him alone. 

The reality of the law is that the decisions in terms of prosecutions and sentencing aren’t obliged to factor in what the victim says, one obvious reason being that the victim could be pressured in all sorts of ways.

If my adult plumber fucked my teenage daughter you can sure as hell bet I’d leave a 1 star google review even if his plumbing was spectacular.

And they're all telling you you're wrong 

And how come the Joker doesn’t surf anymore?

“despite some of the things said lifetime has been accused of achieving”

Actually, you should have written: “How I, Peter W, Exposed Myself as a Smug, Self-righteous Prick Very Much More Similar Than the Moral Majority Than Those I Think I’m Using 3rd-rate Sarcasm Towards.

As I heard a couple weeks ago on a podcast:

I’m just happy with the seeming relative ease Iannucci seems to be getting projects greenlit these days.

I liked the original meme better