American law enforcement is truly one of the stupidest collectives to exist in all of human history. The overwhelming majority of speeding tickets are complete horseshit to begin with, and anyone with a functional neocortex is well aware that traffic stops, generally, are just a sadistic and cynical tool for craven…

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

Your cat’s name is Bad Kuchi Kopi?

[raises hand nervously, then waddles to bunk]

Now to find the person that had their sexual awakening due to Danny Devito’s Penguin. 

Catman Scrothers was great in The Shining.

FUCK YO COUCH, BATBOY!

I figured it would be “pee on the couch, that’ll really annoy them.”

PAZUZU!!!!

“Two priests and a drunk movie director die”

Sure it’s Kinja?

My recollection, warped by time, is that the biggest appeal of The Exorcist at the time was that it was a legendary grossout movie, and people went to see it for the shock value. You went to see it to say you had seen it.

I love Zack and Miri. It’s so sweet.

I didn’t mind Clerks II at all, and I think Zack and Miri Make a Porno is legitimately great (well, good at least) so the whole idea he hasn’t made ANYTHING worthwhile since Dogma is patently false.

Agreed.  Clerks II was surprisingly ... ok?

Thanks for staying on-brand

I kind of liked Clerks II. If you accept the conventional camera angles and the tell-don’t-show script (and you don’t have to), it’s an amusing film with some sad threads running throughout it.

The father of my grandmother was afro-mexican. Can I say the word?

That’s nice to say, but if people want the n-word to be truly taboo, everyone has to treat it that way, not just non-black people. If a word is supposed to be so offensive it should never be uttered then it shouldn’t be regularly featured in pop songs for the whole world to hear. Choices have consequences.

Good luck with N.W.A.