Hopefully a re-working of the Live song “Shit Towne” as the show’s theme?

Awww I actually liked Almost Human. It had the potential to get a lot better.

I thought Stumptown was going to be a sequel series to the Seinfeld episode “The Muffin Tops”.

Because there’s such a huge difference between “Grade Ten” and “Tenth Grade”. We’d also say “Year 10" here Downunder. FFS.

You wouldn’t think anyone with the last name Holmes would be an incel.

Only one thing can stop fun violence...

The Shawshank Ultimatum

I thought a “weird clap” was when you have both chlamydia and gonorrhea at the same time.

So fearful that he makes himself flinch from clapping.

The 2010 version doesn’t even have karate in it!

Are you having trouble replying in the notifications too?

Seems perfectly reasonable to air this dirty laundry in public. I’m only glad I was so well-informed of the matter by this comprehensive article.

Deliberate or not, my point still stands. He’s a scruffy cunt.

Rogan claims to be a leftie. Are you a rightie or a centrie?

Give Barry and Chernobyl all the awards.

Surprised you gave the series a chance after disliking the movie so much. Good on you.

I took “new normal” to just mean there’s no shock or surprise left hearing about another school shooting. It’s become so normalized. The same way the existence of devastatingly destructive firearms has become normalized, which, I can only theorize, has contributed to preventing the legislation of stricter gun laws.
And…

Bring back Norm!

*citation needed*

Sounds like SNL is some sort of unfunny venereal disease.