Every word sounds weird when said over and over again and especially when someone quick-cuts it into a montage.

No surprises. Boris can’t even manage to do his fucking hair let alone pretend to run a G8 nation.

And now they all have that virulent, incurable strain of Syphilis that Ross got from Marcel.

Take away the jokes in Trading Places and all you’re left with is JLC’s two beautiful breasts.

O’Neal you didn’t.

Jesus, I thought your original post was dripping with sarcasm. But apparently, according to the replies you received, it was too subtle for some. 10 years ago you’d probably cop shit for adding /s after an obvious sarcastic statement, but these days it’s almost a necessary footnote.

I’ll see your five times and raise it to six if, by the end of the movie, vampire J-Lo has drained the blood of at least one Kardashian.

This very article doesn’t make it out to be a disaster.

Just like the cast list for Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

Looking at you Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn

I don’t think you’d want to see it these days.

*sought

You’re welcome here in Oz. Prostitution is a legal and protected industry. Obviously, this hasn’t removed all the stigma and associated risks, but at least the workers don’t have to fear The Fuzz

Starring Paul Rudd from the future by the look of it.

And hopefully someone “accidentally” switches the prop guns for real ones?

Only if they’re playing their characters from Mandy and Welcome Back, Cotter

“Scorsaping”is the correct term, I believe.

Some things can’t be done too often. Your mother agrees with me.

You’d make a good lawyer for the Catholic Church.