The Green family is known for collecting Near Eastern antiquities; they're biblical inerrantists, they believe everything in the Bible happened exactly as it is written (by King James) on the page (yes, even the parts that contradict itself). It's a blessing and a curse, like David Koch being a huge dinosaur…

Thanks for providing a "trigger" warning about the video and the transcript. I would have pulled an Elvis on my monitor if I saw another pan of the Hollywood sign.

So why did he say iPhone then?

Mrs. Bighead?!?!
/hangs_up

Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby.

Look, if our Founding Fathers didn't want us to tar and feather all our elected officals any time someone put together a production of Cats then they wouldn't have put the First Amendment in the Constitution.

NO IT'S NOT!

Even hog shit is more pleasant than the rank shit he puts on his show. Moral of the story, interviewing Alex Jones is like diving face first into shit, except it doesn't wash away.

There's only one part of a bull that Alex Jones resembles, and that's its feces.

I find sadly appropriate for Fox. It sounds down right Trumpian of them to conflate ratings with trustworthiness. Can't wait to find that dimensional wormhole…

Huh, my understanding was that Ronnie James Dio popularized the devil horns, which he learned from his grandmother. It's actually a way of warding off the evil eye.

As an archaeologist (and nerd), I think that any time I wear my Captain America t-shirt, someone should automatically bring me a Nazi to beat up. I think that's a reasonable request.

Wait, there is something worse than Disqus? And you'd actually choose to use it?

To which I say…
http://imgur.com/1cxDbn9

Could we bury his terrible legacy with him and vow never to exhume either?

The Washington Monument hangs a bit to the left. *tee-hee*

I'm dancing the most mournful Batusi that one can possibly can.

And he flat out says, "I think Donald Trump is a pathological liar." If nothing else happens today, can we, as a nation agree on that fact?

So am I.

8 am isn't a drinking hour? Well, I've been making an ass of myself… no, I was already making a drunken ass out of myself without worrying about the time. /chugs_Irish_coffee.