It's Kramer's license plate from Seinfeld, unfortunately, I can't find a good way to put it with the comment.

I'm more of an ass man myself.
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I'd say Trump won that race by a good length. The asshole has encouraged his supporters to be violent against opponents and is now trying to rationalize why a terrorist would kill a protester. I don't condone calls for violence against him, but when you speak violence like that, you will hear it turned back on you.

I thought that was the one that Sam killed protecting Gilly.

The NRA may have started as a grassroots organization, but that was when its focus was on gun safety and sport shooting. In the past 20 years or so the majority of its money has been coming from the gun industry ( http://www.businessinsider…. ) And with that money came a shift towards lobbying for lax gun regulations…

{Cuniraya and Edith sit at the piano}
Cuniraya: (singing barely in key) Everybody had a gun.
Edith: (signing even more off key) Back then shooting for fun
Cuniraya: Hunting for food and sport
Cunirarya and Edith: Those were the days.
Cuniraya: The founding fathers had a plan.
Edith: Arm them down to every man.
Cuniraya:…

And that's your friendly reminder that the NRA is basically the PR wing for the gun industry. (Scary, right?) And nothing sells guns like fear and anger, if not at a black man in the White House, then those dangerous writers at newspapers who can… something… to our guns…

Decent healthcare or actual pizza? Would I give up pizza for affordable healthcare… hmmm, healthcare will keep me alive but Swedish pizza will take my will to live…
Fuck.

O'Neal wrote this article several years ago just for that reason. You're welcome.

the mission of the military: to kill people and break things

This newswire article has inspired me to go fry up some bacon.

Tone 4-Locos

I would rather drive through downtown Lima, Peru in rush hour than New Haven, Connecticut at any time. Driving in Lima is more dangerous, but there is a method to the madness; drivers telegraph what irrational thing they're going to do. You can never predict what a CT driver will do, except run a red light.

It was the greatest acting challenge of Affleck's career. You know, except for kissing a dude.

"You never mentioned it rotated!"

Lorelei is Jimmy Carter

Fuck that noise. If I'm going to watch a beloved 90's movie star play a genie, I'll watch Sinbad play Shazaam!

I know, millenials, right? Out on the oil rig I work on we don't go to some fancy store to buy our fish. We dive straight off the lowest rail into the north Atlantic and drag that salmon back to the mess hall with our bare hands. Sure we could cast a couple of lines, but we're Real Americans, we want to give the fish…

You think that's complicated, you'd best not ask the girls who are boys what kind of boys they like.

The Marvel Universe has a thing for orphaned buys with perfect mother figures. Peter Parker has his beloved Aunt May; the Pietro twins (Scarlet Witch and Quicksivler) were raised by a sentient cow after their saintly mother (Magneto's words) fled her psychotic violent husband (Magneto); Hulk has some really Oedipal…