They're slowly seguing into politics so they can be the first media outlet ready to properly cover President Comacho.

Face meat is some of the best meat there is.

You're in way over your head here.

I remember many years ago ordering from Papa John's, and about an hour later the delivery guy calls up saying he's at the front door of the apartment but there isn't a buzzer. Turns out he's at the wrong place. So he asks me if I know where he is; no joke, he's that lost.

That is absolutely not true. I have no idea what bullshit restaurant you've been eating at, but an Americano is ham. And usually that ham isn't even diced into small pieces, it's whole slices of deli-cut ham. And cocaine. You sprinkle cocaine on that instead of grated cheese.

Saw the other one after I posted. Fair enough.

Yeah, and his second comment makes it it seem like he was just being glib. But I have no idea what the controversy with Chance is, so he liked a photo on social media? Once?

Yeah, because that's totally the same thing as a Ivy League educated white man using a racial slur to compare himself to a slave, someone who based on his/her skin color was treated as property not a person. I mean we shouldn't be appalled by that, even though said rich, educated white man has a habit of using racial…

I wish someone would fire Sean Hannity… out of a cannon… out of the Fox Studios through a window… through the Sandpaper Museum… past a display case of acid… and into a pillow factory.

Or how about how his charity is basically a criminal operation?

He only listened to it three times? Not counting the time he sniggered as he heard Trump say that IRL? Poor baby. That's three more times than I, and most of America, willingly listened to that creepy shit.

I hope so, Bill. I truly hope that we did this.

We prefer to be called "selective", thank you very much.

Don'tcha think?

There is something to said about the genius of great pop musicians. Serge Gainsbourg started by writing trite pop tunes for France Gall, and while it's easy to roll your eyes at twee french girly pop, those songs are amazing.

Icing Big Smoke was the fourth most gratifying moment in San Andreas. The guy was such a user from the start. The only two people that deserved to get it more were Ryder (somehow an even more useless jackass than Big Smoke) and the racist cop you run off the road (I hated him so much I refused to learn his name).

With Richard Belzer reprising the role of John Munch as a substitute teacher in the Des Moines Public High School and Junior High districts?

You mean the Red Sox vs. the Fenway bleachers?

I believe masturbation is frowned upon at nudist beaches.

I think that headline answers itself.