Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Because that would require sustained effort over the course of a couple of decades. Can't we just throw money at the problem. (Turns out: yes and no)

Parenting takes too much effort. Just buy your kids everything.

Pornography is hiring.

The author overlooked the most important question: Has Olivia Jade been able to reach her educational goal of tailgating at football games?

Dismiss “romostrodamus”, it’s just a rightwing pissbaby troll.

Why was Sondland even involved. Last I checked, Ukraine not part of countries covered by EU Ambassador. 

I was about to note that "not a lot of people know this..." is a tell for one of his lies, but then realized that narrowing down his tells for a lie would be an impossible task.

Or hell, just follow your team’s tag on twitter.

While all your points are valid about the actual game itself the fun of going to a live game was cheap tickets, cheap beer and cheap food with a group of friends. But once you start raising the prices of all this your left with expensive seats, less friends going because it’s so expensive and consuming less beers. No…

Only if you have retractable, adamantium claws.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

Because allowing likeness revenue is essentially opening the back door for paying players. “Come to Podunk U! The University can’t pay you, but the PU Athletic Boosters Association will give you $100k to appear at their annual banquet.”

“What exactly are your qualifications Mr. Miller?”

Said the man who has no qualifications for his current job.

Fake news.  Trump has no friends.