Look, I know community theater is a long way from the heady days of SNL, but I, for one, am just happy that Victoria Jackson found work.

No other president has done it because there is no surer way to look stupid than fumbling with paper charts that no one else has a copy of or seen before

When Trump threw up the bar graph with 4 HUGE bars on it, I nearly lost it.  What could one possibly gain from a bar graph like that on this topic?  It just goes to show how incredibly dumbed down they have to make this for him.  Every graph that could be seen in the interview looked like it had 90% of the relevant…

May Jared be as successful at his new job as he has in each of his other administration jobs.

Exactly what kind of cash and connections are needed to do a podcast? And you honestly think doing a fucking podcast is the next step?  that isn’t even weak tea, it’s tap water in a mug you were holding when you thought about having tea.

1. I read the whole post thinking that Ivanka is Donald’s wife.

Good reference, but no.

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

It’s like he thinks he’s some kind of tragic figure just because he had to “pay taxes” just like almost all of us ~330 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS DO AS WELL.

Doesn’t even kick in until income is in multiple millions, and that’s considered “quite high”?

I was paying state 5% income tax in OK on less than 30 K per year. Miss me with this BS.

And you get “Classy” as a nickname, which nicely fits my heuristic for a good dog name: two syllables, ends in a vowel.  Essentially, the “Lassie” rule.

That’s the age when he became undead, but he’s really like 440.

Totally staged.  Apparently, the time-stamp was a dead giveaway... what idiots for even agreeing to allow him this farce.  Who are the supposed strong and principled military leaders.  They all need to retire. 

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:

THAT’S WHAT I’M ASKING YOU.

Or Redacted.