Jerry just put out his post-game analysis. As always, it’s a joy to listen to him break things down. I’ll probably try to follow him for today’s game.

I’ve always used strategic and tactical interchangeably, and am a bit confused with the differentiation between the two.

How do the Republicans win Senate seats (statewide popular vote) but lose House seats (that are divided by districts that highly intelligent people tell me are gerrymandered)

Well, that’s the thing (as some others have said): At some nightclubs, the mark-up on a premium bottle of booze (like Grey Goose) is out of control, and many times higher than what you’d get at the liquor store. A bottle of Jack at the store goes for ca. $20 (depending on where you live). You could easily find clubs…

Seriously, though, this can’t possibly be true, right? Or am I just an idiot for thinking that he was serious. I mean, I’m sure he has connections and all, but like, unless he was first in line at the boxoffice (or on-line, or whatever), other people are likely going to have bought a bunch of those seats. Right? So…

I mean, sooner or later he’s going to need a new Press Sec, right?

I don’t even understand the logic behind this. First, people on Twitter have been posting pictures of this van that they took in the past year, because it’s obviously crazy. So it’s not like those things were put on yesterday. But also, what’s the conspiracy? That the “Deep State” quickly bought a van, put the title…

I’m still not sure why clothes are gendered at all. Who the fuck gives a shit if a person with a penis wants to wear a dress? WHO CARES?

The only way to save America is to never vote for a republican. For anything.

Went there a few years ago. Some places (obviously brothels) have ‘em right on the wall.

It’s amazing to me that no one saw this. I lived in LA for three years. It’s all transplants and no one cares about football. The bars I went to all hyped that they were the bars for other fans to go to. The Browns bar. The Steelers bar. The Patrios bar. The Cowboys bar. The Saints bar. It goes on and on. No one cared…

But his lyrics about how much sex he has (which definitely isn’t something that like 99% of the population are doing) are so unique and inspired.

This can’t be stressed enough. Tom Terrific would be crying like a baby playing in 1985. Just look at the numbers. As an old guy, I remember watching those games, and even playing fantasy in the early 90s. The numbers between now and then aren’t even close. I mean, for passing yards in a season, the top 30 have only…

Anyone who viewed her as “moderate” because she wasn’t all-in on the white supremacy that owns the Republican Party doesn’t understand the definition of “moderation,” to be sure.

I can’t wait until this old piece of shit dies. I’m taking a trip to his cemeteryand taking a big old shit on his grave

Or even run a short passing play, as long as it’s not one you use in that scenario often enough that your opponent has specifically practices against it earlier in the week!

*Has anyone else noticed that Trump’s rallies are being held in ever-smaller venues (in order to appear crowded)? The one in Las Vegas earlier this week was in a gymnasium!

I know the NFL wants more scoring but the current game is driving me away.

Uh, Goody Putnam called. She wants to make sure you’re at the First Church in Salem next Sunday.

This story is so creepy