I can’t begin to imagine how that could be managed. I would need name tags.

I’ve said this before but I’ll repeat: what the fuck is wrong with all these men? (Said as a middle-aged white male.) Like, in my life, if there were a co-worker or friend or neighbor or woman at the bar or whatever, you don’t go making moves unless you get some signals. I’m sadlt too dense for signals sometimes and…

Let me offer something here: I hate Trump and literally wake up each morning hoping to read some news source that he’s died of a heart attack. I hate that Republicans, who so often try to pretend to (and get away with!) being this group of moral people who never have sex outside of marriage support a guy who obviously…

Well, right?!? It’s so odd that this happened. Like, you can’t possibly do this on a few hours’ notice. It must have been prepared some time ago, and if that’s the case, someone knew about this and was preparing in advance. I wish these reporters would ask (and maybe the have but I missed it) when were you approached…

I love this

There are lots of Tweets out from women— older women— talking about similar things happened to them in high school. As a middle-aged white guy, I still have to ask: what the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Perhaps I don’t give me parents enough credit because I never felt like I was lectured about this, but you just…

I’ll toss mine in. My college roommate and I got a place together after college ca. 1996 in south Jersey. Our dot-com job had more or less gone belly up and we knew we had some free time on our hands. One night— I feel like it was a Sunday— my friend came back from his weekly club hockey thing. He probably walked in…

I love eating pussy, but I will just say that some women just aren’t into it. I dated a women where we had a pretty god routine. I’d go to town on her clit and after like 2 to 3 Massive Attack songs, there would be success. She came like crazy and if I were lucky I could get her to squirt, which was fantastic.

Maybe a commenter has said it already, but you talk about great football music and no mention of the all-time best Heavy Action?

Apparently, in Trump’s mind, only people who were literally killed during the storm count as deaths from this natural disaster. Anyone who died from conditions caused by the storm (or died later from injuries from the storm) simply don’t count.

Here’s something that’s lost in all of this: that report came out in August. Trump is just now talking about it over two weeks later. Why is that? The answer must be that Trump is only just now hearing about it now. Like, his staff probably just hid that news from him, and Fox News sure as hell isn’t bringing it up,…

“when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars”

I think about this quite a bit. I have no experience in this, but I imagine: what happens when you leave prison with zero dollars and zero options? Like, what do you do? I suppose there are halfway houses and stuff? Or some other programs (are there?!?)? If you don’t have a support network of friends and family,…

That video with Trump telling us not to worry because the government is on top of the whole hurricane thing— he says towards the end a fair (if banal) sentence: “It’s called Mother Nature: you never know.” And that’s true. Who knows what will happen with things like hurricanes and blizzards and the like? But then,…

I don’t even get it. Woodward isn’t Jewish (right?). And why three? Why not “some extra”? I am just lost on the whole point if the insult-- unless he’s just going with “The press is filled with Jews and we don’t like the Jews” thing? I am lost.

As a middle-aged straight white guy, I’ll say: I do not understand this attitude (and I’m not denying that it was a thing). But seriously, if my partner (who is smart and hard-working and spectacularly attractive) got famous or got some high-powered job or whatever, I’d be thrilled for her. (And then quietly hope that…

I don’t watch the show. (A friend does. I am pretty sure I know why she does, too. I read this and forwarded it to her. She’ll be pleased tonight.) I just wanted to say: this is some quality humor writing, so kudos to you.

After an off-duty Dallas police officer entered the home of a man believing it was her own and fatally shot him, her colleagues are seeking a warrant for manslaughter. The officer said she is already being investigated by the Texas Rangers.

As a guy: YES. I do not understand what the hell is going on with these people. Birth control should be fucking free because we all want to have sex with women and not worry about having a kid. And abortion— not ideal. But sometimes, it is going to come up. Hell, even with a hally married couple, they may be having…

This stuff can’t be stressed enough. I’m reminded of this Fresh Air episode where an author discussed the history into the development of the pill, and it all amazes me.