If you’re friends with your ex while married or in another relationship, there’s a 100% chance that your current spouse fucking hates that you’re friends with that person, because they’ll always be a threat to your relationship. Even if you hold no bad feelings towards an ex, you should not be friends with them.

Yeah. I was a postdoc at UCLA and lived in a small apartment complex off of Santa Monica Blvd for awhile. During my time there, I learned that several of the people in the complex were actors. They all did bit part stuff— Agent #2 for two episodes in a popular TV show, or that guy in a soap commercial, or whatever. It…

Kelly Coltrain was locked up in a cell at the Mineral County jail for failing to pay parking tickets.

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year 

A Trump policy that targets greencard-holders could lead to the deportation of thousands of Vietnamese immigrants.

My point is, the millisecond his hand grazed soft fatty blobs instead of bone, he KNEW and he FIXED IT.

Did it cross anyone’s mind that Bishop Charles H. Ellis III really didn’t intend to touch Ariana’s breast in front of millions and didn’t even notice it happening?

Middle-aged white male here. I can’t even with this. Like, no one holds another person like that. If I stood and grabbed my girlfriend— a woman who lets me have sex with her— like that, she’d be, what the fuck are you doing? and be justified. You put your arm around someone’s shoulder and it’s at least OK. If it’s…

More importantly, if he died today, would there be spontaneous celebrating in the streets? Would people gather together and give thanks openly, or would they be too afraid of backlash from Fox News and its adherents?

What frightens me about two accounts— a work and a personal— is accidentally confusing which one I’m on. I’ll regularly rage on a certain politician and his minions with vulgar language, but that account is locked down and not in my actual name; it’s fairly anonymous. It makes sense to have a work account where I am a…

The only exception is when we had ghost pepper infused sushi in Chicago last weekend. There were two pieces left and I wanted to go out drinking afterward - and ghost peppers were going to mess with my plans.

This is interesting. I drink like a fish and have virtually no interest in sweets. Like, at work someone will bring in donughts or leftover Halloween candy, and there’s a mad scramble but I’m generally not interested. This isn’t to say that I never eat it, I have zero cravings. I’d rather have an after dinner Port…

I walked into a cafe/bar yesterday afternoon. The funeral was on one of the TVs, but I honestly thought it was a scene out of the Hunger Games because Cicely Tyson was speaking and, well, that hat. 

Just for comparison, I once signed up for an academic graduate program and because of the retirement of one professor, they shut the program down and nobody gave a shit about us actual students being denied the opportunity to learn in the program we signed up for.

13 fucking tweets! What does this guy do all day?!?

It’s also funny that he uses the same descriptors for the candidates he endorses regardless of who they are and where they’re running.

Don Jr. wants someone to create Facebook but for conservatives.

Ashley, they put Bible verses on their packaging. It’s not in your face like SOME places, but you can guess where ownership leans on the political spectrum.

Is this a term that people actually use?

“Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job and I would have picked somebody else,” said Trump.