I think if you go to Pornhub and search for “dogwalker” “threesome” and “anal,” and then select “homemade,” you should find out exactly what was going on.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human

I admit that I don’t. 

An increasingly prominent part of my life in 2018 is the urge to grab and cling onto anything that seems, even a little bit, like it might be the thing that Finally Defeats Donald Trump. ... Maybe this seems familiar to you

This reminds me of a “true crime” podcast I heard recently (I want to say “True Crime Fan Club”?) and she was talking about some guy back in the late 70s who was against inter-racial dating, so he just went around the country shooting them. Like literally, he’d go to some town looking for a couple and then shoot them.…

I have a cat that will play fetch and I’ve never owned a dog.

To be fair, though, no one goes to a funeral and says that. I was at a funeral not too long ago where the widow was there, but the dead guy’s ex-wife was there, too. I know that the guy and his ex-wife spent a good decade in a miserable marriage hardly talking, and I’m sure she had plenty of negative things she could…

Let’s not forget “Swift Boat” either.

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS.

This guy in months prior lost ~200,000$ when his steam account with items items totaling around that amount was trade banned

Counterpoint: if you call yourself a golf course, you better open up early because 7am tee times are popular to beat the heat

This is amazing-- I had no idea that it went back so far. I know that it’s popular, but I always thought that was a result of post WWII interaction; I didn’t realize that the sport was introduced so much earlier!

and Akita hadn’t made the championship game in 103 years.

I’m 31 and when I see a teen I simply can’t view them that way.

I’ve been in the same league with my college buddies since 1989.

Does this mean they retry the other ten charges?

Isn’t it obvious from the start: Trump has no friends. Like, there isn’t anyone on the planet who would say “he’s a good friend of mine.” Even the people he works with are just using him for power and influence.— and he does the same.

And unlike basketball and football, most actually take their studies seriously.

This reminds me of this SNL sketch. It’s been far too long since I was 17 years old, but I know for sure that as a male at that age, I was constantly horny. I can imagine that a situation like this— a boss or teacher or whatever— might be intuitively not normal and I’m sure would have added some element of stress to…

I hurt myself on a dildo. Sprained both my ankles.