I hurt myself on a dildo. Sprained both my ankles.

Many years ago, I was sorta-seeing a woman who was renting a house. Her landlord sucked and the back yard of the place was in a poor state. She wanted to have some summer backyard party, and asked me to help with the yard. I was spending my college summers working for a golf course grounds crew and felt like this made…

I am-- managed to get a place up near Hopkins (Homewood, not the med school). I have no complaints at all. I do sorta like the O’s but really don’t care much for the Ravens. But sports aside, I’m really enjoying it out here.

I learned this when I went to school in Baltimore and went to a few O’s games. And yes, it’s sort of fun. Moved at some point to Oklahoma City where I went to a few Thunder games and a few of their minor league soccer team games. I thought I’d try to introduce this there— it is OKLAHOMA after all.

Kudos. Went to grad school here and ended up with the chance to come back here to work a few years ago. I really do like the city and was thinking up something to say, but you did it for me. Thanks!

Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.

Wow. So I’m old and was in junior high (or so) when NWA started getting big. I know about Ice Cube and Dr Dre. And poor Eazy E is dead. But the other two-- what happened to them? (Keep in mind that I haven’t invested much into pop culture at all in the last 20 or so years, so forgive me if I’ve missed something…

He applies “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?” reasoning to literally everything.

This is some great writing. Kudos. (Not sarcastic: I really enjoyed the read.)

Can you do a ranking of activities that you can’t do without a drink in your hand. I got the coals started on my grill tonight, and then ran out for a 6-pack because I realized I can’t grill without a beer.

The way I look at it, it’s better to have them take a small amount more every month that I would probably piss away on something I didn’t need, and give it back to me in one lump sum, which I can then use for a large purchase, like a couch, or a vacation.

Psychology is weird, though—my father in law loves to over-withhold and get a big refund. You can explain to him that he’s basically giving the government a zero interest loan all day and he won’t care.

Why do his supporters believe he is a populist who connects and speaks for them?

Plus Trump’s immigration plan is outright self destructive racist bullshit. Family based immigration, what neo-nazis call “chain migration” is a major cause for growth of small business and entrepreneurship in the US.

Seriously, asshole, most of the Africans that come to this country work their everloving asses off, go to church, get educated, and raise great kids.

As a guy who grew up in Stillwater and who roots for that damned team without even having gone to the school, this article rings true. They will waltz into Norman with maybe a loss, totally blow it, suffer another defeat or so and then limp into whatever warm weather bowl game to have a shoot out with some other…

especially if you have more than 3 people living in your house

Nobody buys papers. It’s easy for Drew to rail on it, but how many people does he know who casually, regularly, buy a newspaper every day?

you act like the outcome of sports events are based entirely on player talent and not on who spent the most money.

I love track and field because on many levels it seems so natural: the competitions are human athletics stripped to their most basic. How fast can you run this distance? How far can you jump? How high can you jump? How far can you throw this thing? All of those make sense. But then you have shit like hurdles where…