I totally read “Beyonce x Batman” and was wondering WHAT THE HELL IS DC DOING?!?! But, I think it would be a cool movie.

The math doesn’t make sense. A nice full season ticket package to the Nationals is like $1,600. Let’s say he gets 4 tix for his family. That’s $6,400. Suppose he has some other family friends and they all go in so that they can sit near eachother. So, say he ends up getting 12 tix at $1,600. That’s still under…

I went to grad school in a large city in the Mid-Atlantic. I got a few parking tickets during that time. I was poor (grad school!) and at the end of the month, I opted to food instead of giving the city $40 (or so) for whatever infraction.

If a normal dude were to take a penalty kick against a professional soccer goalkeeper, the keeper would just stand there and wait for the ball to feebly roll his way.

(He was being sarcastic)

Anyone who has read the bible knows that is not an accident, considering the book is full of slaves and god condoning and encouraging rape.

I may be off the mark here, but I suspect that part of Trump’s animosity towards the NFL is that he wanted to be an owner for so long, but never had the money to do so. He turned his USFL stint into a long (and stupid) gamble to join the NFL. And later he tried— but failed— to buy the Bills.

Re aisle seats: Not quite the same thing, but I take a commuter train to work each day. The train has typical 2x2 seating. Of course, the end-of-day train home is full at the departing station, and that’s fine. But midway through my commute, after, say, 3-4 stops, the train is such that there are more than a few open…

From Bountygate ... to Deflategate

Yeah. I was going out of the country for a few months and thought it would be a good idea to see if my friend could host mine while I was gone. She also had a cat. This was a bad idea. When I brought mine over to her place, he immediately freaked out. I still have two scars on my forearm from this. I’m pretty sure…

I used to date a girl and she’d get really horny during her period (like many women, it seems!). I’d not had sex with a women while she was on her period before but told her I was game. For many months, she still wouldn’t do it because she was worried it would gross me out. I said I was totally cool with it and…

I’ve been struggling to find motive, here. I mean, it’s not like she was going to expose him for tax fraud, and it’s not like he’s a scorned ex-lover as near as I can tell. So I guess it’s that he’s just a homicidal maniac?

From Mark Twain’s Roughing It:

The Broidy agreement uses the same pseudonyms for Mr. Broidy and the woman with whom he was allegedly involved—David Dennison and Peggy Peterson—as the earlier agreement used for Mr. Trump and Ms. Clifford, respectively

Nah. I’m sure he’s a middle-aged guy in his 50s. I used to live in OKC and he’d be on their local sports radio show in the mornings for a segment once or twice a week during the season. I don’t know where he’s from, and he’s fairly accent-neutral. (I think he followed the Thunder from Seattle, and may have had gigs…

Jesus. As someone in a similar situation to these people, I know that personally, the long-time girlfriend wouldn’t be pleased if I told her that my half of the mortgage and bills were going to be on hold indefinitely because I left my job over something like this.

I can’t star this enough.

Quality. Kudos.

What I don’t get about Carlson and his ilk is why they are mad about a city like Hazleton actually growing. Like, we hear all the time about cities— especially those old coal/steel cities in states like PA and WV— shrinking, and the negative effect that has on jobs, the tax base, and so on. But here is one that has…

Well, do it when you’re 66 and playing a pick-up game with some friends/co-workers after having had a full life with a partner, children, experiences, etc. At 26, it’s just too soon.