This is genius. Kudos.

Thanks for the laugh. I can’t tell if you’re just a super shitty troll, or if you’re putting forward a very tame example of Poe’s Law. Funny, regardless.

While I don’t disagree, I’ll say that as a guy who has been through divorce as an adult, it’s not always a result of a lack of “impulse control.”

He’s going after black & brown people.

Even if that’s true, the anecdote doesn’t make sense. Trump is speaking as though the bowling ball thing were this complete surprise and Japan was using this as a trick to stop competition. I’m pretty sure that any American car maker knows what needs to happen for their cars to pass safety inspections in other…

Very nice— but far too coherent for Trump.

Who at that fundraiser— presumably reasonably smart, wealthy people— would heard that rambling piece of shit and think, Man, he sounds like a guy I want to give my money to? I get it: they can be conservative and all, but at some point doesn’t that whole thing just freak you out? There are sane conservatives who will…

My hot take is I truly believe most men are violent misogynists who hide it well day to day, who may even consider themselves allies but they enjoy seeing women brutalized

trained professionals are only able to effectively return fire on a suspect about 18% of the time.

Oh, yeah. I’m watching now, now that everyone’s talking about it. He’s absolutely drunk.

This dude is drunker than Melania was when Barron was conceived.

God, it was obviously a joke!

It’s even worse than this. I take a commuter train to work (Baltimore to DC). It’s nearly an hour each way. And while normally it is an easy, quiet ride, it happens far too frequently that some jackass will just stream video— or worse, play some motherfucking game— from their phone with no headphones. It’s just the…

This has also bothered me. That extra layer is sort of important. I can go buy drugs OTC at a Wal-Mart or CVS. I have no idea how to go about getting more potent drugs on the street.

Likewise, if I wanted a banned AR-15 (or a TEC-9, or whatever), it would take me a LONG TIME to get one. It would cost a lot (and I’d…

Some men don’t want anything rational.

Sounds like Wendy’s has some fresh, never frozen, beef with ESPN.

I feel like there has to be a solution like this. I don’t know how it would work, but I’d love to be able to plop down a few bucks and catch a game on a game-by-game basis. I’m a Cowboys fan. I now live in Baltimore. I get some national games, but not all. And I’m also not going to be able to sit and watch all 16…

I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

This has happened to me, as well. But to be honest, I’m not sure that just moving away from the TV viewing area of my team is the cause. When I was in my 20's, I’d watch all the games. Like, my college friends and I would do all the Sunday games plus Monday night. I continued in my 30's when I could, but perhaps just…

the vaunted Eagles