Sometimes people make bad choices and end up as victims. I'm simply underscoring an example of what would generically be a bad choice, but you keep being charming.

It was Bill Cosby. At that time, and in their eyes, only Mr. Rogers could have been more trustworthy.

Then you're an idiot.

Attn: Everybody

Amber: Call me.

I smell a future episode of Ass Monkeys.

Call me, Bey!

I had an RX-7 GSL, back when they were new! Fun car!

And the Bush family continues to torture, even out of office.

I'm lactose intolerant and I love almond milk. Tastes like milk, doesn't make me sick. Plus, I can eat cereal again.

All we can hope is that the ignorant learn:

I see you deftly avoided the facts in my post and instead invented some of your own.

In Paris: Death to Jews

Could have been worse, a lot worse:

Today in Germany, we call it a Victory Boner!

Standard stuff.

Who can blame him? All of Florida is a cesspool, a cesspool rapidly sinking due to global warming.

No OS X books?

That's a million dollars?!

I just hope the the proceedings are on Divorce Court with Judge Lynn Toler.