Correction:

Can't bear to look, but is my Chevy Astro van (AKA The Panty Dropper) on the list?

Also, for any of you pretty ladies reading, I'll be screening all the matches at my crib, and you're all invited.

There's no other possible explanation!!!1111

I was dealing dope at 12, stealing rides at 13, makin' babies at 14, and runnin' my own crew at 15.

Lookin' good, ladies! Be comfortable, be sexy, like me.

Does the seating chart allow for two seats for Kim?

So, no?

Cool stuff, thanks.

The problem isn't that men don't like big girls...

Where's the outrage over the NBA owner who supports homophobic causes?

[Insert obligatory Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida gif]

Fuck, sent to the bench for Tom Kean?!

No, I think the footage is vintage, just perhaps not of the events it's alleged to portray. I'd like to be wrong about this, btw.

I don't do big philosophical questions, but the aging actually looks pretty terrible and obvious, to me. Again, it could be just my cynicism born of seeing so many doctored stills and video online.

Sorry to be so cynical, but this looks like something my nephew aged in After Affects.

Fascinating story.

Will he go quietly or will he litigate?

Can he actually do that?

Don't worry, Donald, Cliven Bundy has got your back...until he finds out you're a Jew.