As an assman, I feel a special obligation to comment on her ass (too large) and Kim’s (unappealing) and that’s all the Kardashian news that really matters.

prey on the poor, how to get richer by r. simmons, etc.

Artificial sweeteners do cause flatulence.

She could be black by insertion.

They put Trayvon Martin’s corpse on the front page as well. If it bleed it leads here.

Only two-fiddy per year and and low interest rates of 39%. I gotta git me dat shit!

Blame Tipi Hedren!!

G-spot? LOL No such thing.

Obama called them thugs as well today.

Even still, you have top get in and out the car and in most cases that's going to involve getting wet, dealing with soaking umbrellas, etc.

Obviously you've never owned a Fiat 124 Spider.

The shot doesn't hurt, but my arms always hurts for several days afterwards. Nevertheless, I tough it out so I don't become a victim or a vector, and so should you.

This is awesome.

Sometimes people make bad choices and end up as victims. I'm simply underscoring an example of what would generically be a bad choice, but you keep being charming.

It was Bill Cosby. At that time, and in their eyes, only Mr. Rogers could have been more trustworthy.

Then you're an idiot.

Attn: Everybody

Amber: Call me.

I smell a future episode of Ass Monkeys.

Call me, Bey!