I had an RX-7 GSL, back when they were new! Fun car!

And the Bush family continues to torture, even out of office.

I'm lactose intolerant and I love almond milk. Tastes like milk, doesn't make me sick. Plus, I can eat cereal again.

All we can hope is that the ignorant learn:

I see you deftly avoided the facts in my post and instead invented some of your own.

In Paris: Death to Jews

Could have been worse, a lot worse:

Today in Germany, we call it a Victory Boner!

Standard stuff.

Who can blame him? All of Florida is a cesspool, a cesspool rapidly sinking due to global warming.

No OS X books?

That's a million dollars?!

I just hope the the proceedings are on Divorce Court with Judge Lynn Toler.

Correction:

Can't bear to look, but is my Chevy Astro van (AKA The Panty Dropper) on the list?

Also, for any of you pretty ladies reading, I'll be screening all the matches at my crib, and you're all invited.

There's no other possible explanation!!!1111

I was dealing dope at 12, stealing rides at 13, makin' babies at 14, and runnin' my own crew at 15.

Lookin' good, ladies! Be comfortable, be sexy, like me.

Does the seating chart allow for two seats for Kim?