Attn: Everybody

Need a new 8-track player for my car. Damn, not even one on this list.

Amber: Call me.

I smell a future episode of Ass Monkeys.

Call me, Bey!

I had an RX-7 GSL, back when they were new! Fun car!

And the Bush family continues to torture, even out of office.

I'm lactose intolerant and I love almond milk. Tastes like milk, doesn't make me sick. Plus, I can eat cereal again.

All we can hope is that the ignorant learn:

I see you deftly avoided the facts in my post and instead invented some of your own.

In Paris: Death to Jews

Could have been worse, a lot worse:

Today in Germany, we call it a Victory Boner!

Standard stuff.

Who can blame him? All of Florida is a cesspool, a cesspool rapidly sinking due to global warming.

I'd be more concerned if 1WTC represented the new design standard for skyscrapers. The thing is homely, and that goes triple for the antenna and supporting superstructure.

No OS X books?

That's a million dollars?!

I love it!

I just hope the the proceedings are on Divorce Court with Judge Lynn Toler.