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I had this EXACT conversation with my sister when she told me she stopped using the pill even though had just started dating 'sex twice a day' guy. I told her that if she wasn't actively trying to prevent pregnancy, she was going to get pregnant. Bam. 3 months later, she's pregnant and TOTALLY SHOCKED. They were both

Shit I loved that movie.

No you don't sound crazy! I just never heard that.

I concur. Wut?

Sorry, just wiping my 'sploded brains off the screen. I'll be back after I find the squeegee.

Yup, my sexual fantasies stopped at the whisking away part. Being protected from the drudgery of life really got my juices going, as a teenager. Wild shit, these teens, wild shit. Shirtless guys of a similar age really didn't do it for me AT ALL.

AAHHHHHHH. I just can't even today.

THE COMMENTS. Oh, the horror of the comments.

This episode of Buffy still haunts my dreams. These are the weird floating guys, right?

I know that feel. I shamelessly watch it (Scott is hilarious now) and this whole Lamar saga is making me very sad. Khloe sure as shit isn't perfect, but she's the least annoying and seemingly the most normal of the three girls. She and Lamar just seemed so happy.

It stabs at the soul, it does.

I always wondered who lived in the mansions in Upper Arlington. Now I know.

DAT CALF.

AAAAGGHHHHH.

I could pelvic thrust to this. Accepted.

I used to live in Tofino! I miss it every day. It's so beautiful even in the rain. I loved the fog the most - so mysterious

No rage compares to the 'I Work for a Board of Directors Rage'.

My sister is starting an internship at Jenny Packham in the fall. She is by no means inexperienced, job-wise. But it's nearly impossible to break into the bridal fashion market without having done an internship at a big name house. So she will leave her current job, move to New York and be an unpaid intern for 6

Midnight Red makes me think of when I get my period in the middle of the night.

He really is the sweetest man! I met him at an industry party last fall. His socks matched his tie, and he called everyone 'Gorgeous' all night.