I'm a terrible influence, so I'll tell you that when I visit my sister in New York this fall I'm going to Kleinfeld to try on dresses. YOU SHOULD COME TOO!!!

He spoke at a wedding show about it! He showed a picture of himself as a drag queen, and he was STUNNING.

I worked at a wedding dress shop for yeeeeaaarrrsss. After doing Say Yes to the Dress for 8 hours a day, I would go home and watch Say Yes to the Dress. It's crack.

"Then Monty from Say Yes to the Dress popped out of the dumbwaiter and told the bride she looked like a skank in that thing. (RANDY 4 LIFE.)"

AAAHHHH THIS IS THE BEST EVER! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DANCE!

I predict that the Christmas equivalent of 'Cups' will be 'The Little Drummer Boy'.

When I told a friend I hadn't talked to in a while that I was engaged and my oldest sister was pregnant, she responded with "Oh my gosh, poor [middle sister]! She's going to chop off all her hair!" According to her, my engagement and impending aunthood should have sent my sister off the deep end. She's quite fine, I'm…

Wedding dresses are stocked as samples - usually a bridal size 8-10. The problem is that bridal sizes go by the European standard, which means that they end up being between a 'street size' 4-6. I knew that going into it as I used to work at a wedding dress store, but it's just part of the whole deal that compounds…

At no point have I felt uglier than I did during wedding planning. At every turn there are articles and advice about how to be thinner, prettier, better. Trying on wedding dresses, even with my wonderfully supportive sisters, was horrific (and I'm only a size 10). I couldn't zip into a single dress. I kept thinking…

And how they're like, "But it's TRENDY! It's stylish so that makes it perfectly ok!"

I just can't. Nope. Nope nope nope.

I had to reread this many times to figure out if it was a colony of Bolivian Mennonites in Manitoba, Manitoba Mennonites in Bolivia, or Bolivian Mennonites in a colony called Manitoba. I think the last one is the right one?

Once you've passed a certain week (36 I think?), your baby is unlikely to have the issues that come with being born premature. Unless your doctor was waaaay off (being 4 or more weeks off is huge) with the measurements that predict your due date, this is not likely to be an issue.

First sexual awakening was to all the hotness in Centre Stage. Damn, that movie was all kinds of sexiness.

Vancouver tap water is hands down the best water in the entire world.

And then "Dina Lohan would TOTALLY sleep with her sober coach"

Anyone else read "sober coach" and think of Nashville? And how utterly unsurprised they would be if Lindsay's life followed that exact plotline?

Treated myself to a pedicure this afternoon. Mah toes are so purdy!

Aaaaaagreed. That's a little much, no?