I dunno about you guys, but that first bit about day-drinking makes me think Pippa sounds pretty damn awesome.

Yeah, I did a double take at that too. I'm sure being a prince he's got his privilege issues, but I haven't seen evidence of him being egotistical or a brat.

They filmed the Pacific Northwest scenes in Ucluelet while I was living there. Had to physically restrain myself from tracking him down with my Canadian hunting skills.

You must be a very special unicorn.

Thanks for the kitty. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Shit, I'm sorry anyone has to go through that.

Exactly. In no way can he be like, "That's how we hug!" or "I was measuring her neckline for a new dress?". Fuck, he's totally choking her.

I looked because I couldn't believe it. And I regret it, they made me sick. I hope your day gets better.

Fuck. That is horrible. Do not go look at the pictures, you will want to throw up.

The people working at department store makeup counters or Sephora are not required to have any training. MAC is usually a bit better. If you're looking for work appropriate or everyday makeup looks, explain that to them explicitly. Neutrals, like brown, dark grey and black ore your best options.

I'm on board too. I'm planning my wedding and the 'what the fuck do I do about dad" question is a huge issue.

You win.

Thanks! It makes me laugh every time I see it.

BABY NAME THREAD. Time to post your best guesses.

THAT'S SO SPANKY. Oh my god, that's amazing. I think I'll start up saying that, see what he does.

I didn't grow up watching South Park, it was unofficially banned at my house. But I swear that my dad watched it in secret and made it his life's work to emulate Randy Marsh.

Any cheese. We don't discriminate in this family.

Uuuuuughghghghg YOLO is so going to be the next one....

You have to be willing to eat your weight in cheese and then spend two hours talking about all the cheese you ate. Are you in?

If we had a reality show, we would be halfway between Honey Boo Boo and the Kardashians.

He still tosses around 'brah' from time to time. Lately though - and it's actually pretty funny - he shouts out "WELCOME TO DEE HOTEL CALIFORNIA". It's my favourite so far, and a huge improvement from 'brah'.