My dad tends to fixate on a word or a phrase and then say it constantly. He says it to people, to the wall, while he's working, everywhere. Up until a year or two ago, his phrase of choice was "working like a dog".

So help me god, if any man ever spoke to me like that I would release my inner kraken on him.

FIERCE.

Bahahaha I love this. I love her.

Peanut butter eaten by the spoonful is so delicious, made only more delicious by rolling the spoon in chocolate chips. I applaude you.

I'm not sure if 'hoovering' is a typo, but it made me lose my shit.

I saw the picture an immediately thought "I'd climb that man like a tree."

All I want for Christmas is to find out that this is a coordinated operation by Alabama's exotic dancer community to harras douchebag senators. All I want for next Christmas is for this movement to seize the entire country.

The smile that HAUNTS MY DREAMS. My god he's creepy.

I'm stuck on that too.

She got in a fight with Lindy about the rape joke article, and team Jezebel got all up in her business about it.

I had no illusions about Roseanne. That lady is crazy. Once loveable but now totally batshit crazy.

Why is there no Roseanne freakout on here? That was the best part of my day!

I do not understand how republicans who lament the effect of women in the workplace can't get on board with a national parental leave policy.

Haha Uterus of Doom. I remember playing basketball in high school, every single one of us was on the same cycle. Twelve sixteen year olds on their period at the same time = certain hell.

I have not had a baby nor have I been a partner of someone having a baby. But I have been closely involved in the pregnancies of my friends and sisters, so I feel like I can help a little bit.

I'm just going to leave this here:

I am not a doctor and I know nothing about the state of your uterus, but I can tell you this: the chances of you being pregnant are extremely slim. You sound like you are very careful about preventing pregnancy.

THIS IS A HUGE DEAL.