Couple things to note:

Oh hi Mark

So my old dealership had a previous customer that was most likely off her rocker. This lady comes in, claiming that her Fiat 500 manual is having an issue with a dash light. We diagnose it that it was simply a TPMS light, so we fill her tires and hand her back the keys thinking this would be over. We were wrong, so…

I’ll do a funny one from the other side of the table, that even when you try to do your job right, you still can get berated for “being a typical car salesman”.

Eat your heart out Jean-Claude Van Damme

Found an Austin-Healy Sprite in a buddy-of-a-buddy’s garage around the Ann Arbor, MI area. I’d mark this as applicable

Also in Grand Rapids, I find it comical that they tell us to “Take Turns” on the 196

Absolutely, it’s my pleasure! We as a dealership are very excited for their arrivals, as they are an extremely competitively priced vehicle, and a bar-none comparison, performance wise. Alfa sees this as their saving grace into becoming a household name and the “David” to the German “Goliaths”.

Rushing production? The Levante is over 2 years behind schedule. The Giulia is over a year late. If anything, they hold out for too long.

As a Alfa Romeo sales advisor in the States, the price for the non-performance version of the Giulia will not be in the $70k range. That is maybe the range for the QV, but definitely not the more tame versions. The price range for the tame versions will be starting in the low $40k range, and going as high as the…

It seems like cocaine isn’t as profitable as it used to be, eh Tony?

I’m just going to leave these here...

That sir, is an instant win. I commend you and your due diligence. Well done.

Good Form Mr. Glickenhaus. Good Form indeed.

With that light bar in it, the Colorado looks DAMN Sexy. IMO, best looking mid sized truck out there, and if I may be daring, the best looking one ever.

I think it looks phenomenal, as a former Honda Salesperson. It would be remarkably easier to sell the aesthetics of that vehicle over the previous generation.

Ah yes Yugo, would love to own one-but not particularly wanting to take it across a large suspension bridge like the Mackinac Bridge here in Michigan... Just ask the last person who did.

It is staggeringly apparent you have no grasp for the regard for another person’s property. You’re also missing the point, it’s not so much the additional distance on the vehicle, but rather the act of deviating from standard operating procedure. There are reasons that a dealership can and cannot do certain things.…

This is going to be heavily overplayed, but more needs to be done to the current-gen Impala. They offer LS, 1LT, 2LT, 1LTZ, and 2LTZ. Now I think they need to offer a SS version (yes I understand they offer the Chevy SS, just hear me out), that could include the same platform as the XTS-V (3.6L V6 w/twin turbo) or…

Would everyday people stray from current Pickups in the market? Highly unlikely. The HiLux would not be brought into market (cannibalizes the Tacoma), the Amarok and VW don’t exactly capture the “rugged hard working mentality” that the current makers do. IMO, the Ranger would succeed magnificently. It is a recognized…