Maybe she got tired of the big city and went back to the little house on the prairie.

TL:DR one thing I do know anyone who loves fall is welcome to come over and rake my leaves, I’ll  ever provide cider!

When you think you’re Elle Woods and you’re actually Tiffany Trump.

“offering to pay” to me is right up there with “pressuring”. I’m assuming she was capable of paying for it herself, if that was her decision.

yeah, and didn’t he try to pressure her into an abortion, too? Remember from GAWKER (oh how I miss you GAWKER)

Prosecuting Kushner’s father was about the only decent thing this lardass ever did for NJ, and even that came back to bite his fat ass.

No, unfortunately, look at the noses, exactly the same....

I came back to Jez specifically, boldly & expectantly for scary story time. May I please get ungreyed so I can share the story of living in my dead mother’s house ?

He always reminds me of the personal bodyguard  of some balkan tyrant, all he needs is a black uniform and a long knife shaped like a cross.

Barr’s father gave Jeffrey Epstein a job at the Dalton School, despite the fact Epstein had no credentials (at least not that we know of) so the serpentine hell spiral of nefarious shit just continues...

Demi Lovato just dropped a new song called “Commander in Chief”

IDK, but drump is definitely a “heva”

the last time I got the flu vaccine the next day I had such a bad headache I couldn’t see, and  1600 mgs of ibuprofen didn’t touch it. I didn’t get the flu though, so there’s that.

he looks like Matt Gaetz idiot son

I only swallow when I’m working now. 

It will be a great day for this country when McConnell suffers abject defeat & is escorted out by security. 

and she’s not even doing it!

I read the book. She’s not much of a writer, that’s for sure, it kind of falls into the category, “play with trumps, expect a shitstorm at some point.”

I’ve never watched this show, is it any good? I work in discipline in LA so it’s hard for me to watch tv.

She looks stoned AF