So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…

It has to be. There’s no way this can be AT ALL serious. Blair looks like a cranky flight attendant on a forced long-haul, Travolta looks like he’s trying to cover an incipient nervous breakdown, and Schwimmer looks painfully constipated (tho maybe the coffee will help?).

I’m going to go ahead and call this The Best Comedy Of The Year, because that photo alonnnnne is ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha OMFG LOLOLOL.

Any interesting stories that you care to share? Tell me something fun about Harry Styles, please.

Nope. Fake. Clearly doll hands.

Many times they’re not far from the truth. They do have fact-checkers, as much as people don’t believe it.

I rarely believe blind gossip BUT...this seems highly plausible. Rhimes does not do BS behind the scenes and will totally fire people over personal issues that are of bad character. I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since a little after Isaiah Washington was let go (left off in season 4 I think) but I remember the…

Ok, I’ve never been a fan of Miss Hilton, but it really broke my heart watching that. Assholish Letterman just seemed so eager to score cheap points demeaning her in front of an audience.

Totally agree. It went on for so long. I don’t know why I thought Julia Roberts was gonna say something like “because you’re an insecure misogynist bully” but that’s what I was hoping for.

It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth when people do this - it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I don’t know if you ever saw Never Mind the Buzzcocks (not sure if it’s a thing in America) but sometimes they would be so bitchy to these really young, usually female pop stars... It’s like, you’re punching down, stop…

I actually felt bad for Paris Hilton when Letterman did that. I think she was an easy target and I’m sure that they had gone over what was going to be discussed in the interview and Letterman just went rogue and blindsided her. I know it’s easy to laugh at Paris Hilton and it’s not like her life is hard or anything,…

There’s literally nothing worse than shitty dog owners. TSK TSK, JOHNNY DEPP

“Munich is a cool place”

“ There has never been a time when an elected official is praised for his “family values” that it does not come back to bite him in the worst way possible. Remember this, family values Republicans. Learn it well. For once. “

I GOT THE CLAP FROM UNPROTECTED SEXTING.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

Yes, because the world has a shocking lack of thin sex workers in major cities.

Also, the fact that men (you?) will ‘fuck anything’ doesn’t really translate into men happily paying $400 per hour (before tip) for the privilege of doing so. You DO understand how economics works, I assume?

As a side note, my high horse is…

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…