William *OF* Orange

I wanted to like it. I really did. But the gags are lazy. The commentary on racism isn't funny or sharp or particularly nuanced...it's just kinda in-your-face in a juvenile way. Jane Krakowski is capable of SO MUCH MORE than just a re-jigged Jenna Maroney. I *love* Ellie Kemper, but even her comedic chops couldn't get…

Right? Weirdly so, for such a nation of hornballs.

I doubt she reads Jezebel. However, I am certain that her PR people will get wind of this piece. All the same, expect exactly ZERO retractions to be issued, apologies made or fucks to be given by that narcissistic old witch.

It's not appropriation so much as JEEZY CREEZY, THAT'S FUCKING UGLY

Juicy Couture makes me homicidal.

raaaaaaaaage

mmmm..... food poison-y! yum!

No. Not Iceland. Ireland. Dublin, to be specific. The area that I live in is where the vikings ended up when they were pushed out of the walls of Dublinia by the Normans.

KILLING it.

It totally is. I live in an area where there was significant viking activity dating back to the 9th Century. In order to carry out any major building works, a complete archaeological survey must be carried out beforehand because developers are forever finding bones and artifacts just a very very meters under the…

The whole underground of the city is littered with the bones of the dead. It's crazy and fascinating and you can *easily* get lost down there. I brought some academic at a conference I was attending on a tour, but didn't realize a few of them were SUPER superstitious. Underground sewer systems that work as catacombs…

For REALZ. Viruses are bad enough. The MRSA superbugs which are starting to emerge already are some truly terrifying shit.

Well, I can tell you that the next big global pandemic is already out there, waiting for just the slightest nudge in conditions to break out in multiple areas of the world. It is almost certainly the result of human-animal interface, i.e. zoonotic in nature. It's almost impossible to predict the 'spillover' point,…

Oh, man. This is nothing. The shit I could tell you about pathogens would make you want to live in a plastic bubble.

Looking more and more like that goofy father of his with every passing year.

The existence of the Duggars makes me question the future of humanity.

But how shall we judge you and your personal life choices if not through your social media presence?

My boyfriend does this to me with onions ALL THE TIME and it is insanely crazy-making.

Jareth?