We all know the Queen of Hearts is always the best bet.

Dom was diagnosed at 40, and his dad and grandpa both died from diabetes complication. So, yeah, this ain’t quite right.

Still look at him lecturing us about not sharing needles. Like we’ve got that kind of money!

I wonder if weed increases your resistance to zika.

See, I want Ichiro to be Hit King because he doesn't care. It bugs me how obsessed Pete Rose is about the title.

That settles it. New (drinking) game for the NBA Finals: Any time Dellavedova touches the ball yell “RUMSPRINGA!” (and take a drink).

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

Via @bomani_Jones

No.

How does one say “Enron” in Mandarin?

I honestly thought that the old man pick and roll was going to bring them back for a little bit there. They got bounced, but that sequence was a real treat.

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

I read somewhere (I think ESPN but am not sure) that Miller assisted two of Duncan’s baskets and in doing so they became the first 40+ year olds to combine for a bucket in NBA history. Pretty neat.

Not gonna lie: My favorite part of last night’s game was seeing Tim Duncan and Andre Miller play together in the 4th quarter. The game was unwinnable at that point, with OKC up umpteen points. But the two 40 year olds played feisty & canny, cutting deep into the insurmountable margin, competitors to the very end.…

As Governor he has just hung around while the entire country has crawled out of the recession. The only things he has actively done are:

So, I gotta ask..

That’s Curt Flood. Open a damn book people.

No Schoolly D?

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.