Lots of tu quoque and non sequitur up in here, but I’m disappointed in the lack of, “It’s her fault she’s disabled”s.

“Let me tell you, Flanders was just terrible.”

Giving Lin one of these calls would be one step away from recognizing Taiwanese sovereignty, which would upset the League’s Mainland Chinese fan base.

The sad thing is that he’ll never be able to enjoy a post-retirement pick-up basketball game lest he be mercilessly teased after every errant jumper.

FiveThirtyEight also predicts a Bernie Sanders loss were he to captain a pick-up team against the UConn women, elbows notwithstanding.

That’s not how she remembers it.

Put one group between one set of abs, and put another group between the next set of abs. The result? A viable two-state solution.

Party discipline come election time: “Eat this sh*t sandwich or f@&$ you!”

But here we try to kill the Postal Service in its entirety.

St. John of the Cross wrote a poem called, “Behold My Humility”.

But if he commits ritual suicide out of shame, he’ll be appropriating samurai culture.

With that quote about violence, he stands a good chance of becoming Secretary of Defence when his playing career ends.

HGH? That’s for idiot kickers!

I assumed Wilbon’s Twitter handle would be “@SeanTaylordeservedit”.