Well, when cultural shit has been holding people that sorta look like you up as special your whole life, it’s probably a pretty big shock to see something that doesn’t oh so neatly fit with that that! Traumatic!

“Gosh black folks, you got two shitty movies years ago, isn’t that ENOUGH? What could you WANT?”

That’s a bit extreme. What if it turns out to be a great game? You hope it tanks?

Well, can someone point me in the direction of new music that doesn’t suck ass? So much of the crap you hear on the radio just sounds so derivative now. The Chainsmokers? Lil Yachty? Stab me with a spoon.

Fuck Arena, fucking piece of shit. To preside over such a humiliation and then take no responsibility whatsoever? Fuck him.

Well, what IS the point of climbing Mount Everest? More power to the people who pull it off, but doing something just for the sake of saying you did it has never been my bag, personally.

WHY, WHY, WHY? I honestly do not understand why s anyone, should give a shit or take the slightest interest in whether someone is heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual or whatever. If I have an lgbtq child, the concept of him/her having to ‘come out’ to me, would just be bizarre. Why is it even any of my business who my…

You say that I won’t win, but I actually know that I will someday. Yep.

“Ever been to a concert where the singer faced the other way or didn’t sing your favorite song ever? “

Well, that’s a good starting point for football knowledge.

Tom Brady is definitely diddling his kid

This seems like a fine specimen of #WhitePeopleProblems, writing a 10+ paragraph thinkpiece about your personal taste for bar design and layout. I don’t care if a “non sports bar” has a TV or not, but I’ve never had a bargoing experience outright ruined by the presence of one. If anything, like others have pointed…

Nah, I’ll leave the half-assed name-calling to him.

“Triggered” AND “leftist,” nicely done. You’ve filled half the “platitude spewing Republican dipshit” bingo card in one sentence.

This game was amazing.

I never picked it up when it came out because I was turned off by the art style, but this article has me intrigued. Would you need to have played Chrono Trigger to get into it?

It didn’t tell you you’re stupid for liking it. It told you you’re stupid if you treated all this shit like some sort of sacrosanct religion. Religions are, generally, pretty fuckin stupid.

And you take your strawman argument making shit elsewhere. An Arthurian knight? How about someone who just isn’t insanely egomaniacal and petty? How does a one minute tribute video being played in lieu of a kiss cam take anything away from Pierce’s magic moment here? I hate when people get all worked up over purely…

“You might remember me going 0–4 last weekend and getting killed like just about everyone else. Guess what? I’d make three of those four picks again. 

This guy is Trump-level stupid.