Did we read the same headline?

Why do all these dudes have hair the color of kitchen sponges?

Well done, Snapmaw!

Holy crap, DAI was such a SLOG. I quit playing after recruiting the Mages, and doing a million fetch quests after. Didn’t even do the thing with Hawke or with le Empress of Orlais. I’d never gotten burned out on a Bioware game, but all the running from Point A to Point B did it for me. I thought the story was kind of…

For fuck’s sake, the game has been out for almost four months.

I don’t know about Nevada, but consent isn’t a defense to stuff like Assault and Attempted Murder in most states.

As a fellow defense attorney, can you think of any way they expect this to work, or how it’s even relevant? Maybe I’m not thinking outside the box enough, but I’m really kind of stumped here. Unless he was pleading NGRI, I don’t think any of the judges where I practice would let his lawyers even touch any of that…

Yep, because people are fucking children who would rather gnash their teeth at unpleasant thoughts rather than oh, I dunno, confront em n’ stuff.

He used complete sentences and flowery rhetoric! Let us all line up to congratulate him for putting his big boy pants on.

And who says rock is dead!

You are a dumbshit

Not unrelated at all.

So instead of refuting his argument or address it on the merits, you just say it sucks and misses the point? Thank you for contributing absolutely nothing to the discussion.

Well, I’d hate to contribute to these store employees getting screwed over by these unreasonable and unrealistic quotas, so I guess I’d better not shop at GameStop and risk hurting their numbers! Their deals are shit, too. It is very seldom that I ever see something there that I can’t find cheaper elsewhere.

Fuck you

So in a nutshell, you’re an idiot. An apolitical blog about national defense and military technology?

Jimmy Fallon fucking sucks and I will never give his stupid session with Trump on his stupid show.

Well, when you put it like that...

It’s kind of mind-boggling that he would even continue to follow his businesses’ month-to-month fortunes, and speaks to how small-minded he is. He’s the president of the goddam United States, and he’s still going to be worried about how his stupid hotel business is going to do? Holy shit. Doesn’t that seem like some…

This list is fucking terrible, and you are an idiot.