cuddlebastard--disqus1
cuddlebastard
cuddlebastard--disqus1

The first rule of sub club is you do not tell your parents about sub club.

"What can I get you?"

That's asiago sadness, thank you very much.

That's a little too on-the-nose.

-Minnie Driver

It's true. We were all thinking it. All of us.

Great, the ONE time I can say "I wish I was Hitler" and it be okay, I picked Bruno Mars.

I was told there would be crepes?

Don't mind if I do!

Gotta catch 'em all!

No, no, no! When I married your Coppola, I took everything including her DNA!

Bruno Mars. Dude can sing, dance, and rock a fedora or fedora-like hat.

It is Han Solo, not Hope Solo!

It's a trap!

Kathleen Kennedy is Plumberduck!

I washed my hands of it.

It's the only way to be sure.

OMG, you're that asshole kid!

The best references are the ones you later have to explain!

Is there a music festival called Ragnarock? Because that thing markets itself.