I hate the combination of those things. Indigestion, and all that.

*nods in agreement, scratches back against large pine tree*

CIRCUMVENTION, NO ENTRY
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
POOR PASSWORD POLICY

He made that comment all Spur of the moment.

Or ingenious methods of completing tasks using unexpected tools.

Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word…

A chain smoking Samuel L. Jackson sits in an FBI control room, proclaiming he hates this hacker crap.

*gets punched*

Looks like the French are surrendering…to quality entertainment.

There are places outside of Texas. Dark, awful places.

"Yer a wizard, Jesus."

Clive Owen, inspired by The Knick, invents a home surgery kit, calls it Suture Self.

And now we know what is the opposite of SPLOOSH.

"I have what this show needs."

Season 8: She's actively trying to break up the marriage.

Terrible Fucking Movie to Become Terrible Fucking Show

*mournful weasel noise*

HOW YOU DOIN' WITHOUT THAT SWEET BUFFALO WILD WINGS MONEY NOW, STEVE?

Everything's better with friends!

Ever since the show ditched Agent Rabbit Ears, the reception has been much better.