Great, now Bill Cosby's into it.

Now he'll know what it feels like to be stripped without consent.

Ah, the Ziplock trilogy.

He didn't blue it hard enough the first time.

Now that's slash fic!

You're so Bane. You probably think this post is about you.

I swear I added that before you added this.

Competition will be fierce. And stupid.

One last score, and then he can retire. No, wait, I'm thinking of John Williams.

Monorai-d'oh!

Sales will jumper not. We'll have to wait and see after the first four quarters.

The cause of death? Foul play.

He's courting potential readers, and I think that's basketball pun.

Sounds like this book will be another slam dunk.

Bear fruit is a euphemism in my circles.

YOUR AUNTY BROOKE SELLS YEAR-OLD AUDI TT COUPES IN HELL

I'll tell you a secret. All the best ones are…

Ha ha how does it keep up with the news like that?

Fine, clicktivists.

Sam Smith looks like Morrissey and Jude Law had a baby.