Mike Rowe watches it, because it's a dirty job and somebody has to do it.

Eat your heart out, animal lovers…

I'm here for all the grizzly puns.

I feel like "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS" should get more reference play in pop culture.

Piggybacking off Barsanti, I submit The Dark Knight trailer for its HBO premier. It used The Pixie's "Where Is My Mind" to absolute maximum effect, and it remains my favorite trailer in any form, full stop.

We'll fix his face in post.

He has a face for CGI.

Are You Afraid of the Snark?

*grins*

I'd Rather Be in The Virginian

The Virginian is for lovers




















































OF COCKFIGHTS

George Washington: "My teeth are no good. Mind if I take yours?"

NOW LET'S CUDDLE

STEEEEEEEEPHEN FLOW

That's what Trump's been saying all along!

*Googles "fulcrum," nods as if in understanding*

Megyn Kelly, reading this article at home in a soiled bathrobe: "Vindicated, bitches."

We're through the Looking Glass here, people.

Dance Dynasty, featuring dancing hillbillies.

See who holds up under pressure, and see who unravels.