Or just be a good driver, jeez.

[Guns Ape to 1500rpm and 25km/h, grits teeth, grips handle bars, yells in Italian.]

Not so much incompetent as much as doesn’t know enough to know how little he knows.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in…

“Mount vehicle in rotisserie and invert”

During the time of the PS2, Rockstar released a PS1 game base on the original The Italian Job. It was a good game, with some great car handling (for the time).

Maybe they mean mid in terms of side to side not front to back lol

“The death of that relationship is so fresh that the balloon still floats.”

There was a local street racer that had one of those and swapped an eclipse gsx drivetrain into it. The only visual difference that it wasn’t a normal mirage were the holes in the bumper to provide airflow to the intercooler. It was a little bit fast.

Sure sure, but that Gas... They install that at the factory, you know. But... I’ll check with my boss.

Sure, go for it. As a person who speaks English and converses with other English-speaking people, I appreciate the work you do.

Worse than an automatic.

I’d go back to the dealer every week to get the empty tank fixed. “It’s an option! Fill ‘er up!”

$15k for that little shitbox!? The Fit starts at $16k.

That puppy has sharp teeth, but whatever floats your boat.

How is it even an option when its “included”, do you have the choice of getting one with a bone dry tank.?

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

How do you quadruple the value of a Mitsubishi? Fill the gas tank.

I think you are having a Mirage right now.

you told your co-workers your birthday?

I like bits and pieced of it. But not the whole.