cucumbervlad
CucumberVlad
cucumbervlad

Floor buffers?

No, but I think the first set of bumps knocked some sense into him.  He goes MUCH slower for the rest of the video, except for the second lap when he does a 3 point turn and backs up to get a good run on the car jump.

This is how it’s done

More like the rust has some floor.

Wow! Throw $10,000 at that and you’ll have a great $900 Jeep! 

some rust on the floors

...sans some rust on the floors...

Okay, this isn’t exactly automotive, but it’s mobility/transport related. Instead of air travel being a point-to-point, ticket-and-destination based system, how about planes that fly in continuous routes and stop at stations, like a subway?

Do you want to fight Global Warming or not, Justin?

Loving this reference makes us old... 

I saw it and I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

That adventure bike is hideous.

“Harley stores in malls.”

They would be better off just selling bacon.

Ford fitted its 3.0-liter Power Stroke with a viscously coupled mechanical fan so you won’t have to worry about any electrified cooling issues.

It’s a boat. I’m assuming it has an anchor?

I can’t believe this is the only Red Green reference. I thought of that immediately.

Somebody on Reddit made the joke that $2k to have that whole thing towed away was a doing the owner a favor. 

Here, here. TP already has more injuries than any living human should