Folks with a wealthy backer don’t spend all day looking for lawyers. They also have lawyers who tell them to STFU and not talk to press like jalopnik.

Proof that he has never been involved in a lawsuit...

I wonder if that wing produced enough downforce at speed to lighten the tongue load up enough to make the whole deal unstable. 

I get that”pooping out another car” feeling every time I see one of these. To me it looks like its pushing out a 911:

Fiat 500X? Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Wouldn’t buying a Fiat, de facto, prove her humanity? After all, no mechanical construct powered by logic would ever do that, so she must by her very actions be organic...

I am also not a robot.

Tires should not be shiny. They should be way cleaner than what we see here, but not dressed.

Since the Festiva is based on the Mazda 123 A 1.6 swap from a Mazda 323 would not be a bad thing.

That huge sigh of relief you hear is this guy’s neighbors.

These are marvelous little cars, very fun to drive, agile, epic visibility.

Festiva enthusiasts exists. Every single one I’ve met has had at least two parts cars. They don’t take it seriously at all eiyher, because come on, Festiva. I also.... kind of like them.

This hoarding logic. It I get it.

So you could pretty much start your own spec racing series for Ford Festiva’s for just under $1000.

I’m here to defend the Festiva. Great car.

You see 5 parts Festivas and 1 working Festiva.

I was thinking McDonald’s mobile...

Ooooh, sorry, we were looking for ‘Lincoln Continental’.

Did they get it from a Tim Hortons in Langley?