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In a conversation with Nathan Faiknomen, 

Oh, like saliva is so good for it?! Clearly you work for Big Suction Cup!

Way to escalate that situation for no fucking reason.

You’re nicer than me. I’d have initially made the same offer, but wouldn’t have let him use my phone after realizing what a fantastic asshole he is.

So far, this is my favorite story. I like how you handled that.

Unfortunately this one didn’t happen to me. And it doesn’t quite fit the usual definition of “road rage” but there was rage and it was on the road. But it happened to my wife, and it went like this:

I’d say at worst all you probably did was help them realize something they were going to eventually figure out on their own.

For those road-raging bikers who brake check people, the only explanation is that they just aren’t that bright. If the person hits you, it might be their fault, but you are still dead.

Eh it’s not even a contest here. You’re really the only asshole. Sounds like he’d have cleared by you fine and not delayed you at all had you not deliberately sped up because you have some childish need to be first.

So you admit to driving on an empty road in the left lane...prepare to be shot down by this community bud.

You say “I figured this guy wanted to pull a left up ahead” then say you floor it.

Yea you’re the bigger jackhole.

This is more along the lines of “off the road rage”, but I think it follows the gist of what you’re asking for. First, a little background on my favorite ride. It’s a 1989 Chevrolet Suburban Scottsdale V1500 “heavy half” 4x4. It’s rusted in the fenders, paint peeling everywhere, and got “character” dents all over it.…

I still think it’s unconscious for a lot of people. They’re off in lala land and the motion of your car passing in their peripheral vision snaps them out of it. They automatically speed back up to whatever speed they were doing before they spaced out, and meanwhile, you’re drag racing with them trying to pass.

So this guy was attempting to pass your car, so you sped up to prevent him from passing you, forcing him to make the dramatic maneuver so he can make his turn. Then you get out of your car to confront him while he is in a car with his family?

This sounds like he was rushing home to take a shit, failed to make it home, and figure that it wasn’t worth driving dangerously anymore. The damage was done.

“In most road rage stories, I’m usually the bigger asshole.”

Every time I’m in the left lane behind a car going 5-10 mph under the limit- for miles.

69 Charger would like a word.

Likely NOT better without editing (I edit for a living - unedited interviews are booooring.) However - song choice was annoying and it was not mixed properly - music was WAY too loud, which made it an annoyance. The volume also made the quick edits really stand out. Had they mic’d themselves, even with a cheap mic…

Yawn. Don’t you know that we, the people, care much more about THE FBI ARRESTING SHILLary?