For goodness’ sake, cut it out with the editing. Having a transition cut off the interviewee every 5 seconds is incredibly grating.

Was the spare new? It really seems like the alternator.

You are unintelligible.

[Receives $500. It’s a 2012 Galant.]

I was in the back of a Mirage once. I sat in the middle, put my hands out each window, grabbed the roof and rocked back and forth as hard as I could. The car rocking back and forth a good 6" looked hilarious but damn near sent us off the road.

Good luck. This would be like trying to get every car manufacturer to use the same oil filter, air filter, battery, and windshield wiper except the item in question is hugely integral and often a protected company secret...

My sister had an early 90's two door Tempo. Left it in the underground parking garage and went shopping, came back later to a locked car with someone else’s jacket and a bag or two inside.

Back in the day my cousins and a couple of their friends each threw $50 in and bought a car for $200. This was before any of them actually had licenses and their parents never learned of this. I did get to witness them on video going down back dirt roads and jumping the rust bucket into a field.

My brother in law had the same gen Dakota that was over 500k km’s. Never skipped a beat even in winter.

So you hooked the cables up backwards and fried your fuses.

Also happened to my sister in her Ford Festiva. Dent in the door and hair in the lock.

Your mom.

booked for OUI

Stop enunciating so hard. You remind me of an ESL teacher.

+1 for correct use of literally.

That car sounds like absolute dog shit.

Spontaneously*

Saw this in traffic 2 years ago, been waiting to use this picture ever since.

You might be surprised to hear that not all ranchers use ATVs exclusively.

Ever eaten beef?