This is why I’m dreading moving to Ottawa. My Dodge truck is cringing already.

This tends to be the unwritten rule wherever I go. The only ones who seem to follow the yield to the right are outliers or newly graduated drivers ed students.

(via Fox News Insider, a publication I don’t normally read but which Patrick George, our esteemed Editor-in-Chief, sent me, probably because he only reads the most minor of Fox News publications, which explains a lot about our site.)

So, couple is angry that driving their car causes more pollution than they were told. Decide to remedy this by driving said polluting car 1,600-2,000 extra miles, polluting excessively the entire way.

Yes it does you poster modernist idiot.

Front wheel drive, your argument is invalid.

Meh, it’s got a bedliner anyways, just pop it on the tailgate and push forward with the forks.

It’s early and it took me a few minutes to realize that this wasn’t a Mazda

Or Tesla for the rear end profile

You are correct, my apologies.

You didn’t watch the video or even read the headline, did you?

I had a regular 323 back in the day that went through far too much at my 18 year old hands. Always wanted to convert it to rwd.

Heil.

I have a strong sense of crisis.

Ooo 323 gtx, I am jealous

No. Just the worst generation. Never, ever liked them.

Without makeup/photoshop:

No, that’s in the War Museum in Ottawa