“Well, the picture in the paper showed the scene real well
Papa’s rig was buried in the local motel
The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear
He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears”

Not mine but a close friend.

Someone else posted this above:

Hoosiers, bro.

There were other times but most amusing was in Gr 10.

Even worse.

Oh Ontarians...

No.

I pity the poor dude-bro who has to drive this from event to event. Absolutely no rear visibility.

Mario should be heated up to the same temperature and have cold water poured on him.

Have to agree. Leaving it to warning lights instead of mechanical knowledge/sympathy to tell you something is wrong is not a good recipe when mixed with a highly modified car.

I am european, thank you very much.

FTFY

The vast majority of people in Britain drive standards, it’s the norm. If you can’t drie standard, you get a ‘special’ license that only allows you to drive autos.

New Edge is awful.

The festiva, obviously.

I see no Sentra Zuckerberg, list is invalid.

Wait a tick, I thought Jalopnik didn’t care about the Hellcat anymore and that it had been regulated to the shilling grounds of shows like Roadkill?

And I’ve found the reason my page suddenly scrolled to the right.

I was scoffing at someone on Jalopnik talking shit about roadkill being sponsored by dodge for this exact reason. There are so many sponsored posts on jalopnik it can be hard to wade through them. At least on roadkill the guys do stupid shit every car guy secretly wants to try and are still free to do what they want…