I think what crippled the Star Trek movies was the Star Wars sequels. The first Star Trek was a blast and Into Darkness was...well what other choice was there for a space opera? But as soon as Abrams essentially took his Star Trek skills and implemented them into Star Wars, the mainstream interest probably went down…

On the one hand, I agree. On the other, First Contact...

KHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul was a lot better than it had any right to be. 

Wright is an amazing singer-songwriter and Pegg and Frost are the very good bassist and keyboard player in his band. You see him playing solo with just a guitar and it’s okay but not as good as with the full band, then you go see the band playing without him or his songs and it’s like “..oh, oh dear”.

They’re wrong - he was the co-lead in Paul, which dammit, I liked.

It’s a very English career. So many English actors will star in whatever comes their way just to be working. Look at Ben Kingsley. For every Schindler’s List or Sexy Beast there are three ones that barely got a release like Parting Shot and two stinkers like Suspect Zero and What Planet are You From. In the last 10…

So, he was never a lead in good movies, except for the three times he was?

He’s also an actor in two of the biggest franchises of all time, so there’s that.

Ya all know me, know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for ya, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like goin’ down to the pond and chasin’ bluegills or tommycats. This shark, swallow ya whole. A little shakin’; a little tenderizin’; down ya go. But we gotta do it quick; that’ll bring back the tourists,…

You’re on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.

Oh, the huge manatee!

Erm, sorta. Although I think it’s pretty clear that if you’re trying to think through The Meg, you’ve already picked a film that isn’t for you.

Deep Blue Sea is really fun, I always chuckle at the how the pitch might have gone.

They’re cops!

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“Are reviews even necessary for this one?”

“. . . one is much more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark . . .”
Coming this summer . . . from Steven Spielberg . . .
Udders
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the pasture!

Since it invariably is going to come up, I don’t understand how people can scream “this is a witchhunt” or “people are too sensitive” or “this is SJW nonsense”

Since it invariably is going to come up, I don’t understand how people can scream “this is a witchhunt” or “people are too sensitive” or “this is SJW nonsense” when time and again big gaming/tech companies have proven to be navel gazing, bro-clubs who alienate anyone who isn’t a straight white male.

It’s not…